LADIES! Don’t forget! While washing your hands, disinfecting the house, cooking, Zooming a conference call, schooling your children, walking the dog, paying bills with a 1/3rd of what you used to make, fighting for that last baking potato at the market, calling all of your elderly neighbors…..to keep your husband happy! Do not neglect your lady garden! Lysol that thing!
 
Lysol was marketed as a douche in the 1940s. I am not kidding. This is one of their simpler ads. The ads often went in to great detail about keeping your husband happy with your freshly Lysol’ed naughty bits.