Sick of the same four walls?  I have your entire day planned for you.

SATURDAY.  GARLAND.

1 pm to 2 pm
Chicken Parmesan Cordon Bleu Balls at Tavern on the Square
Yes.  Bleu Balls.
Drink of your choice – full bar.  Seating outdoors in the shade.
2 to 4 pm
Big Tex art class at The Frocksy.  Sign up at their Facebook page.
Get your art on with Big Tex, Karen and Trayc.
4 to 6 pm
State Fair food any of the restaurants on the square.
Millhouse Pizzeria has Deep Fried Garlic Bread Cheese Curds.
Hubbard’s Cubbard has Chicken and Waffles on a Stick.
Blue Rat Thai Kitchen has Fried Chicken Wonton with sweet and sour sauce.
Intrinsic Brewery has foot long corn dogs and funnel cakes.
Main Street deli has Gyros and Fried Mushrooms.
Fish N Tails has turkey legs.
and these are only some of the things on offer.  VisitGarlandTX has a full list.
6 to 7 pm
Waddle around the square for dessert.  So.much.delish.
Elephant ears and Buttered Pecan Affogato at Rosalind Coffee.
Fried Oreos, Frito Pie, Fried Pickles and more at Paw Paw’s Sweet Shop & Café.
Fried ice cream shake and Skittles tea at G-Town Nutrition.
Chocolate and caramel churros at Dos Banderas.
Caramel apples at Mrs. J’s Heavenly Delights.
Fried chocolate covered strawberries at Main Street Café.
Cinnamon and sugarless cheese cake bombs at 5th Avenue Nutrition.

Basically, if you walk around with a fist full of cash, people will chuck fried goodness at you from every venue.

7:30 PM – History Walk with yours truly!  Boooom!  If you walk around the square, you negate all calories.  Drink a diet Dr. Pepper while eating and you are at a calorie deficit.  This is just science.
$10 gets you 45 entertaining and cunningly educational minutes of Garland history.  And you can bring your beer or wine with you.