But also, the FAIRE.  Not only did we get screwed out of the State Fair, we got screwed out of the Renaissance Faire.  Fear not.  Fish N Tails Oyster Bar is serving TURKEY LEGS to celebrate Faire Fair Fare on the Square.  All month long, you can show up in your Renaissance finery, nosh a huge turkey leg and drink a 12% mead from Intrinsic.  Let people stare.

Bring your mead, and your turkey leg if you must, on a history tour with me.  45 minutes around the Square, discussing the history of Garland via the craziest stories I could dig up.  I also throw in some architecture.

7:30 pm Saturday tour time! $10 cash, please.  Huzzah!